Planet Bullshit

“This House Is a Prison on Planet Bullsh*t” Framed Sign

For those days when honesty wins 😏
This handcrafted wooden sign by Rustique Signs + Designs, LLC features a black background with crisp white lettering, finished with a rich walnut wood frame. It’s the perfect mix of humor and attitude—ideal for homes, offices, or gifting to someone who appreciates unapologetic sarcasm.

Each piece is handmade, so natural variations in wood grain add character and ensure every sign is one of a kind.

✨ Details:

• Handcrafted wooden sign

• Black background with white font

• Walnut wood frame

• Hanger included

• Custom sizes and colors available (order by phone or in store)

• Variations in wood grain are to be expected

📏 Measurements:

• Approx. 8.25" x 1.5" x 7"

📦 Shipping & Pickup:
Have us ship or use code PICKUP in the discount field for store pickup.

A perfectly sarcastic statement piece that says exactly what everyone’s thinking 😉